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Showing posts with label challenge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label challenge. Show all posts
FFF Prompt for Jan 18 - Frantic
I was asked to feature something besides beautiful naked women (a request that still baffles me) so based the submission from a loyal friend, here is this weeks prompt.
Key Word: Frantic
Word Limit: 234
Extra Credit: Involve something from quantum theory or Martha Stewart's latest cookbook. (And I hope you know that most the extra credit is just me messing with you all.... but now that I write it.......I like it)
I have a great time picking pictures, thinking about FFF,a and encouraging others to join in. If we are to make it work, we've got to make it grow!!
Please let your friends and followers know that we are trying to keep FFF afloat! I love it, and I want others to love it too!
FFF Prompt - Dec 28
A couple of people mentioned they wanted longer word counts, higher limits, more freedom to do a longer story, so this week, the busiest of the year, I'm going to loosen the leash and give you 500 words. But, with a longer count, I expect great things.... I also expect a lot of you to be busy with those pesky families you all keep complaining about. :-) That's a joke folks!
So here is the challenge...
500 Words
Key phrase = "New Year" or "New Year's"
Extra Credit = Using a phrase in a foreign language (not English, which is completely anglo-centric, i know, but since...well, you know what I mean. if you want to write it all in Italian with one English phrase, that's fine too. Or Serbian. that would be cool. And, yes, it's OK to use Google Translate, I'm going to, but how funny would it be to ask a friend translate some dirty phrase. "How do i say 'vaginal muscle cramps' in Spanish?")
This picture was submitted to the "More Bad Advice" tumblr by the Always wonderful Knotty Monkey who has a nice blog and Tumblr of her own. Go show her some love. And then get to writing!!! My post will go up, as always, at 12:01 AM on December 28th!!!
So here is the challenge...
500 Words
Key phrase = "New Year" or "New Year's"
Extra Credit = Using a phrase in a foreign language (not English, which is completely anglo-centric, i know, but since...well, you know what I mean. if you want to write it all in Italian with one English phrase, that's fine too. Or Serbian. that would be cool. And, yes, it's OK to use Google Translate, I'm going to, but how funny would it be to ask a friend translate some dirty phrase. "How do i say 'vaginal muscle cramps' in Spanish?")
This picture was submitted to the "More Bad Advice" tumblr by the Always wonderful Knotty Monkey who has a nice blog and Tumblr of her own. Go show her some love. And then get to writing!!! My post will go up, as always, at 12:01 AM on December 28th!!!
FFF Challenge - Dec 7th Prompt
I will try not to start every post with, "I only have a few minutes" but that is just what I have right now. It's early Sunday morning and the house is quiet, but that won't last long. My little one wakes up at 6:00 +/- and, well, we aren't a family that sleeps in.
Also, without a lot of time you won't get my philosophical treatise on Flash Fiction Friday, that challenges of picking a prompt word that isn't too self-serving (because yes, I will always select pictures that I like), or hear a discussion about if it's unfair that I get to think about the pictures for longer than anyone else, well, cause I'm the host. It probably is.
FFF has been a part of my blog for over 2 1/2 years. My first FFF is here, "Driven, Beaten, Hammered" and OMGOSH it was fun to see the list of names in the comments. Sadly, many of those bloggers are no longer with us, but they were, and are, still important to me. But! enough of sentimentality. You are all here for a naughty picture to write about and not for my musings about days long past.
This first picture was shared with me by David Sharp from A view from the top and I am grateful for his contribution.
Here is this week's picture.
The challenge phrase (and this is the hard part): Decision.
The word limit is 150 or 300 if you do the extra credit
Extra credit is given for writing from both perspectives
And the Extra Extra credit is to not use the word "fuck"
But, if you've read my blog for any length of time, you know that the main thing I do is break the rules, so I may not stick to them myself. That's the FUN of FFF.
And writing these should be fun.
It's not a competition
It's not a contest.
I give out no prizes.
My only reward is a laugh, a smile, a hard cock, and, on occasion, I'll admit, a messy desk.
This should be fun for everyone. So help me in expanding the world of FFF. Send this post to anyone you think would enjoy it. Ask your friends to play along. Have them follow my blog or just forward them the link. I want to hear what you wonderful people have to say.
This is going to be good!
More housekeeping. I'm going to put up my post on Friday morning at 3:00 AM Seattle, USA time. But I'm trying to figure out a way that's easier to collect links from participants so you don't have to wait until Friday morning to add your link. You'll hear more on that later, but now, my house is stirring and I must go. And, as always, if you have picture ideas, please e-mail them to me or submit them through my other tumblr, "More Bad Advice"
Happy Sunday and let's start writing!!!!
Also, without a lot of time you won't get my philosophical treatise on Flash Fiction Friday, that challenges of picking a prompt word that isn't too self-serving (because yes, I will always select pictures that I like), or hear a discussion about if it's unfair that I get to think about the pictures for longer than anyone else, well, cause I'm the host. It probably is.
FFF has been a part of my blog for over 2 1/2 years. My first FFF is here, "Driven, Beaten, Hammered" and OMGOSH it was fun to see the list of names in the comments. Sadly, many of those bloggers are no longer with us, but they were, and are, still important to me. But! enough of sentimentality. You are all here for a naughty picture to write about and not for my musings about days long past.
This first picture was shared with me by David Sharp from A view from the top and I am grateful for his contribution.
Here is this week's picture. The challenge phrase (and this is the hard part): Decision.
The word limit is 150 or 300 if you do the extra credit
Extra credit is given for writing from both perspectives
And the Extra Extra credit is to not use the word "fuck"
But, if you've read my blog for any length of time, you know that the main thing I do is break the rules, so I may not stick to them myself. That's the FUN of FFF.
And writing these should be fun.
It's not a competition
It's not a contest.
I give out no prizes.
My only reward is a laugh, a smile, a hard cock, and, on occasion, I'll admit, a messy desk.
This should be fun for everyone. So help me in expanding the world of FFF. Send this post to anyone you think would enjoy it. Ask your friends to play along. Have them follow my blog or just forward them the link. I want to hear what you wonderful people have to say.
This is going to be good!
More housekeeping. I'm going to put up my post on Friday morning at 3:00 AM Seattle, USA time. But I'm trying to figure out a way that's easier to collect links from participants so you don't have to wait until Friday morning to add your link. You'll hear more on that later, but now, my house is stirring and I must go. And, as always, if you have picture ideas, please e-mail them to me or submit them through my other tumblr, "More Bad Advice"
Happy Sunday and let's start writing!!!!
Fitness Challenge - Let's get started
Fitness Challenge
Start Date: Now
End Date: December 15
Goals: Whatever you want them to be
Welcome to the Advizor 8 week fitness challenge!!! *Whoo hoo* (the crowd goes wild).
Inspired by a friend, who shall remain nameless unless he/she/they out themselves in comments, I am going to be blogging about fitness and exercise and all that healthy crap on each Monday from now until December 17! *Whoo Hoo* (more motivational cheering from the crowd).
With the “Eating Season” upon us in just 10 days (Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hanukah, Christmas, Kwanza, Boxing Day, New Year’s Eve and other pagan holidays), I figured I better get my pudgy belly in to gear, in to the gym, and out of the kitchen.
“Why December 15?” did I hear you ask?
“I’ll tell you” I heard myself think.
My friend is going to run a 5K race on that day, her first in a long, long time. This friend of mine is B-E-A-utiful, but feels like she’s let her schedule get the best of her and needs to rededicate herself to keeping herself healthy. Don’t we all, let’s hear it for her folks (give me your best Dr. Phil clap here).
What does that mean for the rest of us?
It means we are getting off the couch, out of the computer chair, off our butts, and in to the gym, park, garage, YMCA, or cycling studio to get moving. It means we are eating better, eating less, being thoughtful about our eating, and NOT letting our food control us. Right? Am I right or am I right?
Let’s hear it for me!!!!!
OK, so this is our challenge.
1 – Set a goal at can be reached by December 15.
This can be to complete an actual race 1K, 5K, 10K, ½ marathon, full marathon.
Your choice.
It can be to reach a pant size, a total number of workouts, a certain # of miles walked, laps swum (swim, swam, swum, right?) or times you walked around the block. To use an old saying, goals should be SMART
We are only doing this for 8 weeks, none of us are going to be doing an Ironman before New Years, so let’s make it fun, reasonable, and realistic. (I’m not going to be up to a mile swim at the end, but maybe 20 laps without stopping (if my shoulder holds out).
2 – Write the goal down!!!
“A goal not written is just a wish.”
You have to write it down where you will see it every day. EVERY DAY, so put it with your vibrator.
3 – You have to share the goal with someone in real life.
I would love to have you share your goals here in comments, on your own blog/twitter/tumblr etc. But, that doesn’t count as much as sharing it with someone you know and trust and will gently and lovingly hold you accountable to your goal or spank you when you are bad.
If they can set a goal to work on at the same time, all the better. Most studies show (a phrase used by people with no statistical proof) that people who work out together are more prone to achieve their goals and they tend to masturbate more, so it’s a Win/Win.
4 – You have to update us each Monday.
OK, you don’t HAVE to, but a weekly check-in is a great way to stay motivated.
In summary!!!
Come along with me. Get moving, get active, get healthier in some way. We have 10 weeks before the start of a New Year (begging forgiveness from my Hebrew, Coptic, and Babylonian friends, and hoping the Mayans were wrong).
Wouldn’t it be nice to start the new year a little healthier, a little happier, a feeling a little less like we have one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel?
Here are my goals (and remember, we are all starting from different places! This is a guilt free zone.
1 – Get to the Gym 4 days during the week and run on Saturday.
2 – Take my lunch 3 of 5 working days (save $$ and calories)
3 – Stay under my calorie allotment as calculated on www.loseit.com 5 days a week
4 – Be in bed by 11:00 PM Sunday – Wednesday
I’m still searching for a race on December 15 that’s not 50 miles from home, so I’ll update that goal later.
PLEASE join us!!!!!
And let me hear from you in comments!
Xoxo
A54