March Madness!!!

OK, the brackets are set and the games are underway, but who gives a crap about basketball?

Here is the real bracket, Sex v Chocolate.  You have to go each day to vote (sneaky traffic drivers), but is sounds like fun.  I have "Hangnail Fingerbanging" making it to the Sweet 16.

Here's my analysis, open or print out the bracket and follow along

Oral	The #1 seed for obvious reasons, but a lot of it will depend on the depth of commitment and the voting power of the female bloc.  Guys may surprise us with a split vote with one of several strong contenders
Hangnail Fingerbang	A personal favorite, but doomed to fall before the big players
Anal	A rising star in the league this year.  Getting lots of media hype, but this one may just be a passing fad, the hard-core fans just haven’t broadened their base of support.
Handjob on the bus	A great entry, a fantastic story, but it’s hard to call it a favorite when it only happened once in college, “on the way to band camp.”  Yea, we get it, we say the movie.  (And, technically, the picture doesn’t count, it was the front of the bus)
Cowgirl	An over-rated contender in my mind, but there may be a lot of voters out there who don’t want to see their partner’s face anymore.
69	Seeded too low for my tastes, but then again, I love the taste.
Missionary	A perennial favorite, a strong entry for steady play and a good fall-back, but will it catch the attention of the “favorite” designation?
Beach	Great press, fantastic team picture, but they are a true one-and-done contender.  Have you ever gotten sand out of that last little spot?  Me neither.
Shower	Love it, reduces the clean-up issue, but with the injury level high and the danger of too much echo, I don’t see Shower getting out of the first round
Titty fuck	It all depends on who is playing. Team A    or Team DD
Spoon	A sleeper, may surprise us, but aficionados will probably be sleeping too much to vote.
Rim-job	Another niche player, better than spooning by a mile, but a smaller fan base.  Surprisingly good team photo
BDSM/Kink	In today’s league, a stronger player than expected.  Could go deep, very deep, so deep it hurts, BITCH!  Ha, Take that you slave/slut/whore!!  And put on this donkey mask while you are at it!!!    J
In public	This one will win big if George Michael is is still voting.
Doggy Style	A real come from behind possibility.
Facials	Wonderful, glorious, but does anyone really “enjoy” getting them?  If you do, let me know….