TMI - Jan 9 - Women and Gay Men only?

This seems a little to focused on questions I can't answer (or won't admit to having an answer), but I'll make a few comments just to play along and get back in the swing of things....


All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?
Length, because that is what I have.  Girth is nice too, I guess, my wife says she likes feeling "full."

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?
Umm, not personally, but I've seen a few on video that seem ridiculously over done.  I did have a girlfriend say that mine stretched her lips too much.

3. Best place to put a penis?
On camera!  Especially when next to, or inside of, a beautiful woman.  Best place to put mine?  Deep Inside, of course, what a silly question. "In my hand" is a close 2nd place, and the winner when frequency wins out over quality.


4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?
Well, since I have one, today I shrank it in the cold air of an early morning run, washed it lovingly in the shower, protected it from my son's over-active judo kicks, took a picture of it for a friend (then deleted it), stroked it for a bit, and then let it go to sleep, hopefully resting up for tonight.
 
Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)
I get blue balls frequently, does that count for anything?

5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:

a. short and shallow - bumping into the cervix isn't sexy

b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls - tight and tighter is the best.  Work those Kiegel's ladies!!!

c. tight suction lip-lock - Only if you are in to it.  Don't look up at me with bored eyes or complain that your neck hurts, and for hell's sake, swallow!!

d. none, I prefer the back door thank you - I'd like to go back door more often, everyone says it's lovely.


Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often? -
Blue Whale (see above)
"The Snake" (thanks Ruth)
"Mr. Happy"
"That thing"  that one did not help.
"My friend" (thanks Donna)
and unfortunately, lately, it would answer to "Sleeping Giant"


SO go over and pick up the questions for yourself, and give a go.  If a straight guy like me can answer, anyone can...

World Penis Size Map: Where would you like to visit? click