Enjoyable Saturday pastimes

I did not know how much fun could be had by looking at real estate listings and laughing at the horrible taste of other people.  But now I know!

We spent a good couple hours today looking through these. We ran across a toilet in the middle of a giant basement (so you can poop with lots of good airflow?), complete with pink fluffy seat cover and toilet mat, a wall painted in some sort of horrid checkerboard fashion, what appeared to be murder sheds on several properties, aquamarine houses about to fall off cliffs that only accepted cash, and plenty of others. Highly entertaining. If you have nothing better to do, this is a great option.

Then we had fun paraphrasing Chicago lyrics while eating dinner. Most songs fall into a pretty predictable pattern, which seems to go something like this:

I love you
You were better than me
And I dumped you
Now I'm sorry
I won't take no for an answer
Slip into my creepy rape van
Here, have this tasty beverage
It definitely doesn't contain a roofie

Also highly amusing.