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"my brain tells me to shut everything down, the blog, twitter, tmblr, instagram, but then my ego kicks my brain in the balls and shuts him up" - Me

why in the world would you want to shut down? We love you!! -  a friend


i'm not going anywhere, but I think about it at times.  I think about the time I spend on-line that should be spent on other pursuits, but my ego and social skills would suffer.  I really need more practice women I don't know what they are wearing and if they have a Skype account.  Comes in handy all the time.

Wal-Mart Cashier - "That will be $17.93
Me - "Does saying that make your nipples hard?"

The funny thing is, as security dragged me off I didn't have to pay for any of it!  Score one for the jailer, one for me.  Winning!


The dangerous thing is that I've started getting in to Twitter.  Now twitter is completely pointless, but it's just so much fun.  It's like hanging out with a dozen other funny kids who don't mind giving you set-ups for your punch lines and the cute girls will actually talk to you.  But they are the funny kids from a different school.  they don't know that I blog or run FFF (poorly) or have friends over here.  I'm just a visitor over there in Twitterville so, for the moment, thy don't know anything about the felonies.


I've stopped using Instagram much. All my pictures are the same, sunrise, sunset, flowers I see while running, and the occasional "natural abstract" where I get really close to a tree trunk or weed patch, and convince myself that I'm artistic.  Autistic, maybe, but art is not my thing.


Oh, and I seem to have pissed off another batch of friends.  It's kind of like the coming of spring, it's going to happen whether I want it to or not, so I might as well enjoy the change in the season.  OH!  Speaking of changes in the season, I just bought a new camera over eBay that does timelapse photography and I'm so excited.  I'm going to point it at myself during work and see just how little I can move during the day.  All I have to do is dial the next conf. call # and try to not drool as I sleep.  I might point it out the window at the tree that's about to bloom, but with my luck, it will be pretty two days before the camera arrives. 


Fitness note - I videotaped myself getting off this afternoon but decided not to send it because i looked too fat.  I'm not that fat, but my arms are way too short for a good camera angle and my boss wasn't available to hold it for me. 


I'm at Starbucks drinking hot chocolate and hoping my battery doesn't die before I post this.  My daughter is at play practice and trying out for a part she won't get.  I hope she at least gets a call-back, her voice is developing nicely and she has a great 'look' for the part.  But life crushes us early and often so I think she's about to get a 'life lesson.'  Also, the hot chocolate at Coffee Bean is MUCH better but there is only one in my podunk town.


Last week I had an orgasm 4 days in a row.  This week feels like a "one and done" week.  Work is kicking up, kids are busy, wife is snarly, calendar is full, and well, the mood's just not there.


Back to the original comment.  My friend has no idea (until I tell her in a DM that will miss the mark and sound a little more creepy than it should) how much it means to me that she read my tweet and actually saw what it said. 


I'm not an avid sports fan these days, not time and I'm always being out-voted 3-1 in favor of the disney chanel, but I'm always glad when the Lakers lose which makes me a petty horrible person, but then again, it is the Lakers, so who can blame me?


My daughter just called so it's time for me to go.  The FFF prompt will go up Wednesday afternoon and I hope you all can join in this week.  We only had 4 people write last week.  We need more.  It's fun.


Well, I've killed my hour. 
Good night.
Sleep Deep
Sleep naked
and have a wonderful tomorrow.

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