From supermodel Miranda Kerr's grandmother when she got pregnant: "Now, love, don't let yourself go, Men are very visual and it's important that you wake up and get yourself together. Don't spill around the residence all day in your pajamas."
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Wheee! |
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This describes me perfectly. |
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Why I should not have children. Ever. |
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For my girl Jenn. Mwah! |
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This looks more like "Don't pick wax out of your date's ear in public." Agreed. |
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Don't pet strangers on the head. It is off-putting and you may be jailed. |
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I'm pretty sure someone was just murdered in this picture. Don't do that either. |
Probably just repackaged cocaine. |
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