I am SUCH a dork.
OK, so I get off the bus a few stops early to walk and stretch my legs before getting behind my desk for the day. I'm walking down the street when 3 pirates and a joker come around the corner. Two of them are cute blonde pirates, BTW. So, being the nice guy that I am, I compliment them on their costumes and ask them where they work. They tell me that they don't work together, but they go to school together. Since they are walking away from the college campus in our neighborhood I ask them where....
WHAM!!
I walk straight in to a tree.
And it's not a glancing blow, it's a full speed trunk-to-the-chest hit that luckily missed my face by an inch. It takes a few seconds to even realize what happened, but as I regain my bearings and walk to catch up with them I hear laghter from the parking attendant who saw the whole thing.He's just laughing his ass off at the goob who's trying to be so cool with the cute pirates that he walks straight in to a freaking tree!!
I said my goodbyes and laughed at myself all the way to work.
And, to O, who asked about non-slutty outfits, these are a perfect example. Both girls were really cute, their blouses were open, but just enough, the outfits covered what needed to be covered, yet they were very sexy.
So, that is my Halloween Story. Have a fun night everyone!!!
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