Boooring....

I don't know what's going on.  Maybe it's the early onset of manopause.  Perhaps soon I'll buy a rocking chair, a subscription too Reader's Digest (Big Print Edition), and a ramp to my front door.  OK, a little side note.  I threw in the link to RD Large print as a bit of a laugh, but they have a Large Print website and a "regular" print version too.  It makes sense, but it made me laugh.  Maybe I'm just getting older but I'm starting to find most porn really boring.  

It's late tonight, almost midnight here in Houston.  I had a really good day.  Well, except for a headache that almost made me throw up all morning, it was good.  I got some breakfast, a handful of of Asprin, some more breakfast, and by 10:00 I was OK.  After that, training went well, the teacher talked 100mph, and if you got distracted at all you had to scramble to catch up.  Luckily for me, several wonderfully sexy friends dropped in to tease and torment me while I was trying to learn.  Thank you, you had me smiling the whole day.

I tried go get out to a movie but by the time I left the office at 6:30p the movie was only 15 minutes from starting and I just didn't have the umph to get over in time.  The movie looks very good, powerful, moving, and touching, but my low energy and on little sleep, I needed something where things get blown up.

Ending up at the hotel I touched base with a friend and we both agreed that we needed to get our workouts in, so I headed to the pool, did some sit-ups at the little hotel gym, seduced, bedded, and release a cute Latina mom, and then jumped in the pool.  A few laps later and a quick rest on the lounge chairs ended the evening and I ended up back in the hotel room.

So, what is a guy on his own in a hotel room with cheap and fast Internet access supposed to do?  Well, I pulled up YouPorn and poked around for a minute but nothing caught my eye.  A relatively new friend (WOW) sent me some of her favorite Tumblr links.  Tumblr, I like.  I went back to YouPorn. Now I have some friends that like YP, but man it's awful.  The camera work is uniformly awful, the clips all appear to be very old, they women are less attractive and it's just icky. 

Check out this clip (well don't, but if you have to)  This just put me to sleep

The camera man is yards away, trying to build a "peeping tom" conceit, the girl is pretty but the music is just awful and totally unrelated to any of the action.  It's just bad. 

 I know this contributes to my sense of boredom that has been building for a while.  If porn is boring then what's left?  Service, donating blood, helping orphans, getting a good night's sleep?  Right, like that's going to happen.  I'm not saying that porn is bad, there are others who will do that, but I'm saying it's boring.

More accurately, I'm bored with it.  So maybe I'll take a break a bit.  OK, maybe not a total break, but if it's not doing anything for me, why spend time watching it, right?

So what are you holding on to that doesn't do it for you anymore?  Do I look for good porn because I think I should be looking for good porn?  I'm kind of a sex-blogger, I'm a guy, I'm not getting any sex at home (not much really), isn't porn kind of like a job requirement?

Oh, one good thing, I got to introduce my friend to the lovely Minka Kelley.  She is going to be on the new versions of Charlie's Angels, a TV show that will, for sure, SUCK.