Unread work e-mails: 110
E-mails read on my Blackberry that need to be read again: 50+
Blog posts written lately: 0
Blogs to update: 3
Friends who have been ignored (to my shame): 6
# of orgasms for me since Thursday: 0
# of orgasms for others: 8.5 (thank goodness for free evenings and weekend minutes and voice mail)
Instructions given: a few, she likes to be told what to do. (see # above)
Redtube videos recommended by a friend that need to be watched: .8 (it's on pause right now)
Total hours of sleep in past 4 nights: 22
Miles driven: 550+ (depends on if you count the ones when I took the wrong exit)
Arguments with wife: 2, but minor.
Roller Coasters Ridden: 11
Burgers eaten: 5
Miles run: 4
Yards Swam: not as many as I'd like
Days at the beach: 1
Amusements Parks: 2
Big family dinners: 2
Flights taken where I got to be at the controls: 1
Sunburns: 0 (my goal is to come home whiter than when I left. I hate sunburns)
$ spent on souvenirs: $35. I'm a cheap SOB
Pictures taken: 200+
Pictures deleted because after looking at them I realized she was probably only 15: 3
# of times I felt like a dirty old man at the amusement park: 20/hour (total jailbait festival)
Right now I'm beat. I'm in the office staring at my to-do list and wishing I could sneak into the director's office across the hall and snag her couch for a nice long nap. Or, I could ignore everything and finish the 5 hours of on-line training I need to wrap up, or, I could wait until my friends log-in and spend the day chatting.
But, I should probably do something more productive... I know! I'll clean my office....
:-)
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