Totally fulfilling games. Really.

Patrick: I'm glad you don't play something stupid like Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic. The game where everyone's a Jedi.

Me: Isn't there a Sith thing too?

Patrick: Yeah, well, two kinds of Jedi. Whatever. I mean what else would you play? Droid repair technician?

Me: That'd be thrilling.

Patrick: Or you could be a merchant and sell parts to people. Jedi and bounty hunter are the only things anyone plays. You can't even be a smuggler and have any fun. Being a smuggler is why Han Solo was cool, but playing one would suck.

Me: I know, you could just queue up in a Customs line for 10 hours. I NEED TO PLAY THIS.