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TMI Tuesday - Top 5

What are your five (5) most memorable/amazing sexual moments?
You may simply list them or elaborate on why they were so memorable.
Bonus:  What is one quality you appreciate in a lover?
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This is kind of fun. I like the idea of taking a walk down memory lane. Above these will have already been covered in my blog and if I have time I will link to to the longer story, others may not be. I also think there is a difference between memorable and amazing. There are some things I remember very well that were not amazing in the good sense. And I have had some amazing sex that blends into a wonderful continuum sex with my wife, even though some of them are in the past. But these may not be ranked in perfect order from top to bottom, I will tell you they were all.

Well, this is hard to pick.

But let's get out a quick list and then we'll see what happens after that.

In no particular order…

1. Fingering Diane in the front seat of her car.
2. Making Caroline cum in her dorm room while she talked to her mom on the phone.
3. The first time my wife sucked my cock.
4. The first time I went down on my wife as she stood by the front door of her apartment,
5. Undressing Kristen for the first time.
6. My first kiss.
7. Masturbating so many times in one day that I almost ground a whole penis.
8. My first trip to a strip club.
9. My first trip to a Canadian strip club.
10. The first time I made Cynthia cum on the Bell Tower lawn.
11. Fucking my wife on our wedding night. A first time for both of us
12. Having Scarlet tell me just how to touch her to bring her pleasure,
13. My first kiss with JD

Lets not forget about my on-line friends
14. My first time on-line with ____
15. All day in the hotel room (on-line) with _______
16. Pictures of the wet-spot from ______
17. Eight orgasms for _____ and three for me (on-line)

And the phone!  Don’t forget the phone!
18. Overlooking the beach
19. While she drove to work
20. On the couch
21. Sitting in the parking lot before going into the gym
22. In the server room

So many wonderful friends and memories over the past years, months, weeks, days?  J



So how do I cut out 17 of those just to get to the top 5?  You are killing me Larry!  How do I pick one friend over another, both of whom still read my blog? How do I pick last week’s over last year’s? 

OK, I’ll give you 5 with some short answers, but it’s hard to pick (pun totally intended)

My first time on-line with ____
We met almost 4 years ago, found eachother’s blogs, made each other laugh.  I hinted, she told me I had to be direct, so I told her.  “I want to watch you cum.”   She forced me to say the words, to stop hinting, to be bold.  “Cum as if I wasn’t watching, but let me see your face.”  She did, and I can still remember it now.  Gasping, breathing, not an inch of skin shown on camera, but eyes that still kill me when the sun shines through her window.

All day in the hotel room (on-line) with _______
She was at a professional conference with a light schedule of seminars, no presentations, and time to kill.
I had conference calls that didn’t need my attention, an open Skype line, and all the time she wanted.
Do you know that Skype can keep a call open for hours at a time if the connections are good.
Do you know how wonderful it can be to spend a day watching each other?
I will never forget it.

Pictures of the wet-spot from ______
She and I don’t talk anymore but she was one of my dearest friends until I said something, many things, to hurt her feelings and she finally got fed up with me and left.  She was generous with her beauty and taught me the power of words.  While she shared many images, my favorite was of a dark blue patch on a light blue bed sheet, created minutes before her husband arrived for dinner.

8 orgasms for _____ 3 for me (on-line)
“I can’t cum” she once told me.  Let’s just say, we proved her wrong time and time again.
On the couch
She has a couch in front of her fireplace, a door that closes tightly, and children that sleep very very well.
The recipient of many of my voice mails, it is the sound of her pleasure ringing through the phone that makes me want to give T-mobile more and more of my money each month, because it is worth every dime.

I can’t ever pick just 5, but 5 is a good place to stop.  5 wonderful friends who are dear to me in many ways besides those listed here, and to those who are not on the list, please don’t take offense, I wish the list could go on and on……

And, the bonus question can be answered in one word:  Enthusiasm.  Pure and simple, just show me you enjoy it as much as I do and that you enjoy it for yourself.  That’s all I’ve ever wanted.




How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

TMI - Take it off, take it all off....

Thank you to Andee for submitting this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

Strip for me, I’ll strip for you

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1. Have you ever danced naked in front of anyone? What prompted the experience?
            For real or as a joke?  I’ve done the corny strip tease a dozen times, mostly to annoy the heck out of my wife, but I’ve never done it to turn someone on.  That’s just a bad idea from the start.  I’m in the top 5% of American men when it comes to fitness.  I can run a 7:00 mile, I completed a 5K, 10K, and ½ marathon this year.  I regularly run 8+ miles in the morning, but I still don’t look good enough to do a strip tease.  Seriously, don’t ask.

2. Have you been to a strip club? Was it what you expected?
Hell Yes! 
It was better than I ever imagined.
I went to my first strip club as part of my brother-in-law’s bachelor party.  He wasn’t allowed to go to the club because his whore wife (not an insult, just a fact) did make up for strippers and knew what was going on behind the scenes.  For me it was like a kid in the candy story.  Do you know that for only $20 a beautiful woman will strip naked and rub herself up against you?  For three songs?  HOLY FUCK!!!
I didn’t stop going for 5 years.  I might have gone to 5 clubs for a total of 20 times, maybe $100 a pop, but worth every penny. 

3. Have you ever been to an “amateur night” at a strip club?
Nope.  Some jobs should be left to the professionals. 
Doctor, Lawyer, Tightrope walker, stripper. 

4. Do you think strip clubs are exploitative or are they misunderstood as simple adult entertainment venues?
I have sat and talked with a lot of the women who danced for me, some after work, and I’ve met some outside the club.  I’ve asked them questions that made them think, and I’ve gotten real answers, I think.  Their trust in my comes from being an “innocent among wolves” as one woman said, and not being drunk.  Ever.  Most of the women had a plan, a long play strategy to get out of the business, some didn’t.  Some were addicted, most, MOST, were not.  I’ve heard lots of their stories, yelled in my ear over bad music and too much smoke, but I think most were there by choice, with a clear head about them.  With some, I wanted to call their mothers and have them picked up by 11:00.

5. Would you ever consider stripping to pay for college or other expenses?
HA HA HA HA HA HA… see answer to #1. 
I would starve to death as a stripper. 

6. Have you ever given your partner a private dance?
Isn’t this the same as #1? 

7. Would you ever perform a lap dance for a complete stranger?
Maybe these questions were meant for the women?
I guess I’d do it, maybe her Seeing Eye Dog would enjoy it if I brought treats.

8. Showgirls, Strip Tease, Magic Mike …
What is the sexy Hollywood stripper scene you have ever YouTubed?

Showgirls was awful.
Strip Tease had more plastic than a Tupperware party
Jamie Lee Curtis had the 2nd best strip tease scene ever.

Hands Down, Best Ever, The ever beautiful, Natalie Portman



Bonus: Do you have a stripper fantasy, that given the chance of not being found out, you would turn into a reality?


I want to go back and see Dakota again.  She danced for me in Las Vegas and I was smitten. I know that they are paid to be nice, to get you to give them money, and fall in love with you.  And I know, against all emotion, that she does not remember me, didn’t remember me the next morning even.  But if I could go back, to find her, to take her away, to devour her flesh and save her heart, she would be the one.
Or that really hot blonde in Canada.

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

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