I don't actually know if some of these are even worth reading. I just included the links so you could see they were from real articles. I did read the monkey one.
Paralympics open with 'big bang'
Possssssibly not the best headline to use when America's just had a rash of mass shootings?
Bumbershoot will have Whac-a-Hipster game
I can't tell if this is evilly inciting violence or the best idea ever.
Arrrggghhh Matey! Make it a “LABOR DAY STAYCATION”!…See the Tall Ships!
Drugs. Obviously drugs.
Experimental Low-Calorie Diet Gets Puzzling Results in Monkeys
I have this image of anorexic primates doing Sudoku whilst gnawing on celery sticks.
Signals from Mars: Why will.i.am Sent a Song from the Red Planet
Publicity. Duh. It's ALWAYS publicity.
That's all I've got in me for today, y'all. Much love.
Paralympics open with 'big bang'
Possssssibly not the best headline to use when America's just had a rash of mass shootings?
Bumbershoot will have Whac-a-Hipster game
I can't tell if this is evilly inciting violence or the best idea ever.
Arrrggghhh Matey! Make it a “LABOR DAY STAYCATION”!…See the Tall Ships!
Drugs. Obviously drugs.
Experimental Low-Calorie Diet Gets Puzzling Results in Monkeys
I have this image of anorexic primates doing Sudoku whilst gnawing on celery sticks.
Signals from Mars: Why will.i.am Sent a Song from the Red Planet
Publicity. Duh. It's ALWAYS publicity.
That's all I've got in me for today, y'all. Much love.