Conversation between Patrick and myself

Me: Hey, I didn't know postmen still did that.

Patrick: What? Wear ugly shorts?

Me: No, walk... Wait. Yes, the shorts. I thought most of them... Uh...

Patrick: What?

Me: I thought most of them wore... trucks. They can't walk around neighborhoods anymore because they all wear trucks.

Patrick: Uh huh.

It's been that kind of week, y'all. The truck-wearing kind. I am SO confused. I think I need a nap.