This post will make your arteries run away screaming

I was trying to think of something to write about today, but the only thing rattling around in my head was how much I don't like bacon being in everything. I swear, you go to the grocery store and there are bacon chocolate bars, deep fried bacon, bacon soup, bacon salt, whatever.

Apparently at the Puyallup fair this last year they had a bacon sundae. It used to be that clam chowder had, you know, clams in it. Now everyone has bacon in their stupid chowder, and you're lucky if you can find a tiny, lonely, afraid piece of clam buried somewhere under the pig.

Sidenote: Patrick said "Their Stupid Chowder" would make a great band name. I'm not sure I can get behind it.

The only thing more artery-clogging that I can think of, besides maybe deep fried Twinkies and Oreo shakes at McDonald's, is this:

I am not making this up. Patrick saw it himself.

WHY?! Why is this a thing? They also had deep fried Kool-aid, but somehow this seems worse.