I might be a little hypomanic right now. Maybe. Possibly. Potentially. Why aren't there more words?

I have been so hopped up the last couple of days, and still going strong today. I'm having a horrible time falling asleep, so it's a good thing I have the Ambien to drug myself into it. Even with that, though, I'm still only getting about 7 hours of sleep a night, and that usually makes for a very cranky girl. Not now, though! I'm really bubbly and excitable, and I keep having to remind myself not to overshare on the internet.

I find myself REALLY looking forward to Valentine's Day this year. Those of you who have known me for a while may recall that generally I'm either ambivalent or openly hostile to this most be-pinked of holidays.

Well, not anymore!

I'm not sure what my deal is, but I'm like 17 different kinds of crazy for it this year. I made reservations! I bought lingerie! I had a dream where I painted giant red hearts on my palms (what?) and danced around! I used way too many exclamation points!

I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm pretty sure it's some sort of disease I caught from Patrick.

Oh, and I'm also really hormonal. As I was telling K, periods are just your body throwing a temper tantrum because you once again were inconsiderate enough to avoid getting knocked up. It's a wonder my womb hasn't just spontaneously generated a baby. Judging by the cramps it seems enraged enough to do so.

My uterus is kind of an asshole.

What was that about oversharing? Oh well.

By the way, traffic was a doozy last night. Not only was it horrible,  there was a biker doing that stupid thing where they try to balance at a stop without putting a leg down whilst wearing camo while it was dark and raining. Literally camo, not just something that looked kind of like it in order to make an incomprehensible fashion statement.

I'm pretty sure if I mow you down while you're actually wearing camouflage I can't be held responsible.

I wasn't going to post this because I realized the lint on the mirror or lens or whatever makes it look like I have a giant rogue nostril hair, but then I decided I don't care.
FLAME AWAY.