Love

Me: I only want you.

Patrick: Aww, I only want you too!

Me: You are the only person for me. I don't want anyone else. Not even this monkey.

Patrick: Gah! That's kind of frightening.

Me: I don't want that monkey at all!

Patrick: Well good, I should hope not.

Me: Ahhh, true love.

The monkey in question:

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Dude, the movie

Patrick: Well, there wasn't a lot to do, but at least I got to see the end of Dude.

Me: What?

Patrick: Dude. You know?

Me: What are you talking about? Is this a TV series or a movie? I have no idea.

Patrick: DUDE! Dude, with the worms?

Me: Oh, DUNE!

Patrick: Yeah, Dude. I'm still very congested.

Me: That makes so much more sense now.

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