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Happy New Year!

We spent today hanging out at home. Rugs were vacuumed, Christmas trees were taken down, food was cooked, multiple plants were groomed and moved around. Productive and fun! I do love having a clean(er) house to start the new year off correctly. I'm a neat freak, so it's never really messy in here, but now it's extra clean!

Also, does anyone know how to re-carpet a cat pole? One of ours is looking pretty sad on the lower vertical section. I figure you just get some carpet and staple it into place with a staple gun, but I could be wrong...

We watched Touching The Void last night, about two guys who climbed a mountain in South America. One of them broke his leg with a compound fracture and then, as his friend was lowering him down (which was itself miraculous at high altitude), he went over a cliff and was dragging his friend down. The only thing to do was cut the rope or both guys would probably have died (as far as they knew), and the one who dropped fell into a huge crevasse.

He finally decided that if he couldn't get out by going up, he had to go down. So he lowered himself by his extra rope to the bottom (or what looked like the bottom, actually a snow bridge that started collapsing under his weight) and found a way out. So over the next four or so days he crawled out of the crevasse, down the glacier, and through a huge rockfall back to his camp, all while his leg was broken and he was slowly going insane from thirst.

Amazingly the other guy and a friend of theirs who had stayed behind hadn't left yet, and they heard him calling in the middle of the night. They hadn't gone looking for him because the friend who had cut the rope was sure he was dead. No answer was forthcoming when he yelled into the crevasse. Anyway, everyone made it back alive and surprisingly no frostbite was had or limbs lost.

This was a tense movie, y'all! Even though it is also sort of filmed as a documentary with the actual guys, so you know they obviously made it, it is crazy scary in parts. No crevasses for me!

The well-trodden route up to Camp Muir with a bunch of people on it in midsummer will do well enough, thank you very much.

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I was just lazing away on a pillow, trying to make my back knots go away, when Patrick mentioned how much he likes this Mexican coconut we get at our local Plaza Latina. He is right and it is scrumptious. But it reminded me of doing this summer undergrad research project at the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston.

It was very hot there, and we had bats in the evening, fluttering around. I once saw a bolt of lightning strike the street and sit there for about 3 seconds, just glowing and staying right in place.

Galveston had some amazing storms. I once wore my bathing suit to work and carried my work clothes in a plastic bag so I could change into them. I did this because the last time I tried wearing actual work clothes on my way to work during one of these cloudbursts, I was so soaking wet that I had to blow my clothes dry with a hair dryer while wearing only a lab coat. It was awkward.

Anyway at one point I'd thought it was a good idea to get a fresh coconut and eat it right out of the shell, but I didn't have any implements to get it out, so I had to go full monkey and bang it on the cement apartment balcony floor as hard as I could. I must've looked exactly like some sort of missing link in the evolutionary chain, sitting there banging my nut on the ground and then picking bits out and eating them before doing some more banging.

Nobody said anything. They were probably used to me by that time.

I once couldn't get out of the apartment gate because my keycard wouldn't work, and I felt quite strongly that I ought to be at work, so I climbed a palm tree so I could hoist myself over the at least 10' tall iron fence with spikes on top that surrounded the place. Over I went, ever so gingerly, and then after landing fairly well, I headed off to work.

That place had no more dedicated employee, I tell you. Guess I figured I'd deal with the damn fence again when I got back after work.
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