This month's topic is "Kinky Sex". Maybe i didn't get around to it since i don't have kinky sex at home. Kink is not her thing. She likes missionary, doggy, and occasionally 69.
"But Wait!" a friend of mine said, some people think that both 60 and doggy are "kinky."
"True," I said, "But we are horrible arbiters of kink since we like it and now call it normal."
So I leave it to my readers to decide, some of whom put the Marque de Sade to shame, while others are good church-going boys like myself.
Where are you on the scale?
Find the # for the first item you think is "kinky."
Give us a number and a short explanation as to why you landed where you did.
And, let's go easy here, Gay and Lesbian sex are at the bottom just because any coupling can do any of the behaviors listed, and....
YES, we could debate endlessly about the order I chose, and
YES it tells you a lot about me by reading the list,
and NO, you are not my psychiatrist, but analyze me anyway.
GIVE ME A NUMBER!!
Freya pointed out that several fun activities were left off the list. Well, I warned you, and refer you back to the "good church-going boys like myself". I'm as pure as the driven snow and as clean as a newborn babe, i just happen to have all you perverts as friends. :-) Best friends ever! So all the new entries are in RED. Are you happier now Freya my friend?
1 | Doing it on your wife's friend's bed while they are on vacation? |
2 | Sensory Deprivation (mask/hood/ear plugs) |
3 | Fellatio |
4 | Cunnilingus |
5 | 69 |
6 | Doggie Style (not anal) |
7 | Reverse Cowgirl |
8 | Clitoral Toys (vibrators) |
9 | Penetrative Toys |
10 | Toys attached to power tools |
11 | Pregnant Sex (she’s due in Oct and SOOO hot) |
12 | Bondage |
13 | Anal with fingers, any position |
14 | Rimming |
15 | Anal with penis, any position |
16 | Facials (cum on her face) |
17 | Threesomes |
18 | Moresomes |
19 | Group Sex |
20 | Humiliation Games |
21 | Fetish Play (geez, this list alone will go forever) |
22 | Dom/Sub interplay |
23 | Orgasm Denial |
24 | Latex |
25 | Forced Orgasm |
26 | Pain Play |
27 | Spanking (Hands only) |
28 | Spanking (Tools included) |
29 | Wax |
30 | Ass to Mouth penetration |
31 | Water Sports (pee) |
32 | Blood Sport |
33 | Furrbies or Furry Fandom |
34 | |
35 | Gay Sex – How does this rank? Does it rank differently for gay men or straight? Is it kinkier to be gay or to be straight who tries to be gay? |
36 | Lesbian Sex- Is this on the same list? is a bi-sexual woman kinkier than a lesbian? As with men, is the kink in being gay/lesbian or in crossing over when you are straight? |
I updated 33 and 34 with some links.
And, I 've just gotten word that FFF will be back next week.
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