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TMI - Polling all Pollsters


This TMI Tuesday is brought to you by Virtual Sin.

The inverted poll.


Oh. You didn’t mean inverted pole dancing? :-)
In many polls, you are asked if you strongly agree, somewhat agree, neither agree nor disagree, somewhat disagree or strongly disagree with some proposition. Today, we go the other way. We supply the answer, you supply the question.
1. Tell us something with which you strongly agree, or greatly like.

  • I like America, sex, apple pie, and motherhood.  I feel like America is, with all of it's flaws, a damn fine place to live and a country with great potential to get out of the mire in which we find ourselves.  I LOVE elections and all they represent, both the good and the bad.  I'm not a huge fan of Obama or Romney, and neither one can solve the problems they claim to solve, but they can be solved if govt. would back away, let thinkers think and doers do, and if we would all just get out of each other's bedrooms and lets us all screw in peace.
  • And just because this is TMI after all, I strongly agree with and greatly like sex.  No, really, I do.  Oh, and I really like running, swimming, shopping for my friends, eating cookies, making cakes, the smell of fresh cut grass and freshly washed women.  And french fries, yea, i like french fries.
  • And, my friend, and most sexy crush, is pregnant.  Boy does she look good.  I like that a lot and strongly agree with the idea that she should get naked as much as possible.
2. Tell us something with which you somewhat agree, or somewhat like.

  • I kind of like pizza, but it's too greasy these days.
  • Strangely enough, masturbation is in this section these days.  Maybe it's because of the May push for daily play, or just the lack of sleep (15 hours in three days) or maybe it's just too much work sometimes.  I will soon, I mean of course I will today, because, well, duh, did you read Monday's post?  Well, I'm writing this one just after finishing that one... Yikes I was horny yesterday.  
  • I'm somewhat intrigued by several job possibilities, but the over all idea of going back to work is something I like but am not thrilled about.  Spending 8 hours a day doing something I didn't come up with is a drag, and they are going to make me wear pants every day!  EVERY DAY!  Are you kidding me?
3. Tell us something to which you are indifferent, or have no opinion.

  • I don't give a shit about gay marriage one way or the other.  My church tells me that it will ruin the world, the gays tell me it will bring peace to the Middle East, and the Las Vegas wedding convention says that it will save the economy, but who cares!  Fuck whomever, be good to each other, stop hating on everyone, that includes the Gays who hate the Christians who hate the Gays - this is not the kind of circle-jerk I had in mind.  Maybe I should care more, but it's inevitably a civil rights issue that will be decided within the court system in favor of the gays since there is no compelling state interest in forbidding gays to be married and miserable just like the rest of us.  But, if we redefine marriage, I really hope that someone tries to bring back polygamy, just because the exact same argument holds.  If we are all consenting adults, back off.
  • Also, to be indifferent does not exclude me from having an opinion.  I actually have an opinion, I just don't care if I get my way about it.
  • I'm also indifferent to the state of a woman's pubic hair.  I actually discussed this with a female friend.  As long as it's not 3 acres of wilderness, I'm OK with it.  Trim it up enough to let me know you care, and that's fine with me.  Bare can be sexy, a landing strip is fine, it's really just acknowledging the fact that you expect visitors which makes grooming of any kind so sexy.
4. Tell us something with which you somewhat dislike or disagree with.

  • Networking is not my favorite thing to do, but I'm strangely good at it.  I'm not a big self-promoter, so I tend to underplay things, like just how wonderful I am, but I need to do it and I push myself to do it, but it's not my thing, but you'll never know that from meeting me.  I'm really quite charming.
  • I disagree with nationalized health care, not on some great moral stance, but because I've never seen the Government do anything efficiently at all.  My foreign friends may disagree, but I'm not willing to risk it.  I'd rather make a few medical companies rich, than the whole nation poor.
5. Tell us something with which you strongly disagree, or greatly dislike.

  • I greatly dislike broccoli, cauliflower, cooked spinach (except in a quiche), soggy bread, butt stink during sex (or anywhere really, mine or yours), sexy women giving "the finger" in pictures, out of focus self-portraits from friends I really want to see, idiots of any kind, people who don't read their computer screens, people who hate just because their daddy did, self-righteous bigots of any creed, movement, or party, sexy women who don't flash me on command (don't you know who I am?  I can make you famous on the Interweb), porn sites that give you viruses, people who talk without thinking, my scale on some days, my mirror on most, angry husbands who make my friends cry, divorce attorneys that make them poor.
  • I strongly disagree with bad logic in religion, bad science in politics, and bad hair/music/dialogue in porn.  I do not agree with plastic surgery on already beautiful women.  The earth is NOT 6,000 years old, dinosaurs were real, and yes, Adam and Eve is probably a metaphor.  On the other hand, don't call me stupid because I am searching for a higher cause, don't accuse me of hate because I love God, and DON'T you dare cut me out of politics because I go to church.  FUCK YOU.  
  • OK, that might have gotten my dander up.
Bonus: What is an opinion held by others that makes you angry?

  • That black people can't be racist, that homeless people are "campers," that your religion/party/orientation/outfit makes you more valuable to the discussion, that the Kardashians are important, that Keisha is an artist, that Yoko is NOT to blame, that my shorts are ugly (they are fun and fashion forward), that Skype sex is wrong, that masturbation is a sin (look were our hands were designed to go - it's either God's will or a wonderful coincidence of evolution - i think the two-handed fig-leaf cover-up is nature's defense mechanism and it just turned out to be great fun as well), that people on Macs write better blogs than PC-ers, that reality TV is real, or that cutting off runners in fun and fashion-forward shorts is a good thing to do.  I got your license plate, you bastard.
  • OK, that's enough.
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