Dinner Time!
You are having dinner at the best restaurant you can imagine. Do not concern yourself with over-eating, or other restrictions. We want to know what you like best. What will you have for:
1. Before dinner wine, aperitif, or cocktail?
- I'm not a drinker so I usually start with the house water, and I know that if I have to say "Just tap" that my dinner is going to cost too much.
- This is where I get adventurous. I can try almost anything that comes on a small plate and there are only two of them. In a group setting I like getting 1 appetizer per person and sharing them family style, but don't you dare to 2nds before I get at least one Spring Roll.
3. Soup?
- Corn Chowder, Clam Chowder, a really good chicken noodle, spicy tortilla strip soup, or even a miso soup if the tofu isn't too big.
4. Salad?
- Yes! Next question? I'm on a diet kick these days so I've eaten more lettuce than the local bunny farm, but they are good. My base salad has all/some/most/none of the following, depending on where we are in our shopping cycle: Lettuce (any kind), tomato (always), carrots, raisins, apples chunks, avocado, croutons, onions, cucumbers, never peppers, never ever olives (ech), and I love putting meat on the top, almost any kind, and dressing? I'm very simple, 1000 Island, BBQ, or Honey Mustard to start.
- If dinner is on the lighter/funner side, I may go with a bottled (not tap) Root Beer, but paying $3.50 for a soda isn't any fun. My favorite faux-cocktail is orange juice/cranberry/pineapple, and I only drink lemonade if it's actually made from lemons, and PEOPLE! Lemons are not pink. Case closed.
- Comfort food? Pot Roast, mashed potatoes, green peas, fresh salad, hot bread, and gravy, with chocolate layer cake for desert.
- If calories really don't count, fresh seafood, shrimp,crab cakes, lobster in any variation...
- And if money is no object, SUSHI!!! I love it, but it gets expensive really fast.
- Depends on the entree. Again, I can get more adventurous here. I'm not big on strange vegetables, and yes, broccoli and boiled spinach (so so so nasty) are strange. I like pasta sides, interesting fruit, cool salads, new breads, etc.
- Pretty much anything that has a touch of chocolate, no coconut or meringue, I like baked goods, ice cream, cheesecake, freshly baked cookies, a freshly washed vagina served on silk sheets, or popcorn and M&Ms while making out on the couch.
- Water to replace the sex that followed the desert.
- For sex appeal
- Can I just list my favorite bloggers?
- Brooklyn Decker, Uma Thurman, Natalie Portman, Olivia Wilde,
Charlize Theron, Penélope Cruz, do i have to invite guys? Then...I really don't mind eating alone. But, if you forced me...Ryan Gosling, Captain America (my future son-in-law according to my daughter), and Robert Downy Jr. And sue me if my count is off, this isn't a math quiz.
- My authors - Isaac Asimov, JR Tolkein, Orson Scott Card
- My thinkers - Carl Sagan, CS Lewis, Ghandi
- My musicians - Steve Martin, George Gershwin, Cole Porter
- My Politicians - Ronald Reagan, Nikita Khrushchev, Bill Clinton ('cause someone has to bring the hookers)
- My debaters - Gloria Steinem, Jon Stewart, William F. Buckley
- And yes, I know there aren't enough women on my list. I know.
- however, I will add back in Brooklyn Decker, Uma Thurman, Natalie Portman, Olivia Wilde, Charlize Theron, & Penélope Cruz. You don't get far in Hollywood without being pretty smart, as well as being pretty. I'm sure would all make great dinner guests.
- Bill Maher - he's a blowhard, intolerant, insincere, bigoted, asshole of a human who has no respect for faith, good will, or hope, but he's too funny to fire.
- Rush Limbaugh - See above statement, but add in more sincerity.
- Any number of politicians (left and right) who think that they have any right to take my money and spend it the way they do.
Bonus: Your lover brings you breakfast in bed. What’s on the tray?
I'm not picky, as long as she brings it to me naked.
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