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Today’s fun TMI Tuesday questions were submitted by Jz from “A Reluctant Bitch” blog. Enjoy!

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Love, Hate, and Guilty Secrets. We never mind telling people about things we love or hate, but how about the things we love, but would hate for anyone to find out about?

Well, it’s time to free yourself of that fear!

For each of the categories below, list one thing you love, one that you hate, and then, take a deep breath and tell us something you hate to admit you love.

Really.
You’ll feel better for it!

1. Food

I love                                popcorn, shrimp burritos, and fresh baked cookies

I hate                               broccoli, cauliflower,asparagus, these are not foods, they are poisons, no matter how much cheese you melt on top

My guilty secret is         hostess cupcakes straight from the freezer

2. Apparel

I love                                new jeans, lightweight golf shirts, suits that fit

I hate                                ties, it’s really just a fancy noose

My guilty secret is         my running shorts, but it’s hard to keep them secret

3. Books

I love                                Classic Science fiction

I hate                                Westerns (please use that Colt Revolver to kill me), oh, and spy novels. (zzz, zzz, zzz)

My guilty secret is         I hated Twilight, Loved Harry Potter, and am trying to get my kids hooked on the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew

4. Songs

I love                                ”Like Castenets” “I hateWinnipeg” , my KEXP daily song podcast (but my tastes are wide and varied, don’t make me pick the same list on any two consecutive days, please

I hate                                ”Highway to Hell”  are you kidding me?  That song got published?

My guilty secret is         I know the words to more musicals than I should admit. And I’ll admit, that the first ½ of Highway to Hell is kind of catchy.

5. Movie

I love                                 “Raising Arizona”, “Joe v. The Volcano”, “Doctor Zhivago”, “Nightmare before Christmas”…. I could keep going as long as you want.

I hate                                anything with Drew Barrymore, UGH, ugly, can’t act, self-righteous. 

My guilty secret is         Anything made by Pixar is better than 90% of the Oscar winners in any given year.

6. TV Show

I love:  Big Bang Theory, The Simpsons, The Walking Dead (Season 1)

I hate                                reality TV, it is pandering to the worst in all of us, and, given the state of TV today, that says a lot.  The creators of “Jersey Shore” and “The real housewives of anywhere…. Should be hung for crimes against humanity.

My guilty secret is         Wizards of Waverly Place, and not just for Selena Gomez, but she certainly helps

7. Celebrity Crush

I love                                Kaley Cuoco, strangley enough, that’s about it.  I don’t watch much TV and celebrities don’t do it for me, I’d rather crush on my blogger friends.

I hate                                Drew Barrymore, Tom Cruise, Donald Trump, anyone pimping out their kids on reality TV, anyone making reality TV, the whores and skanks and idiots on romance reality shows, liberal media commentators who don’t understand what freedom costs, conservative commentators who do nothing but scream, and Lindsey Lohan, just because she has squandered so much potential.

My guilty secret is         I want to record “The Client list” just to get a glimpse of JLH in her lingerie.

8. Music Group

I love                                Pink Floyd, Andre Segovia, Classical Guitar, the 80’s, Lady Gago

I hate                                slasher/death/skull/blood metal.  Music is more than angry screaming about your mother issues before you get in your corporate jet and fly to your villa in Tuscany. Oh, yea, and Madona just needs to crawl away and die, soon, please.  Give it up, you are old and look awful, sound worse, and really should have had a walker with you at the Super Bowl. 

My guilty secret is         Selena Gomez is pretty danceable

9. Sports Team

I love                                my alma matter, but they suck at basketball (2-16)

I hate                                them all, such spoiled prima donnas

My guilty secret is         that I wish the WWE was real, we need more gladiators in spandex with fuckable ring girls, and the MMA guys all seem like pricks that I wouldn’t want to talk to if you gave me a million $$

Bonus:

Sex Position or Sex Act or fetish

I love                                Oral sex

I hate                                that moment when you realized you both should have showered before getting started

My guilty secret is         that I’m really want to bang my niece even though (or because) she is a total skank,  

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