I was having a conversation today that reminded me of a weird experience in high school: I was at a tea party for a friend on her birthday, and it took place in her family's sunken living room, which was ripped right out of a 70s movie with insane green shag carpet roughly as long as a hobbit is tall. The strange part, though, was that her family was raising ostriches or keeping them as pets or something. So there we were, sitting around drinking tea, with a very enthusiastic male ostrich doing a mating dance right outside the big paned windows. Look on Youtube for an ostrich mating dance, and you will see what I mean. It was surreal.
In other news, because I know you aren't tired of hearing about this yet, I was once more bemoaning my lack of a wonderful brown leather jacket last night, and Patrick decided to use some of the latest gig money to spoil me with one! This may or may not have been to shut me up, but I don't care. We're putting most of it toward bills and getting him some new glasses (the man has alien sweat or something, and it eats away metal, I shit you not; his glasses are eaten away on the sides where they touch his head, and he sometimes has green marks on his skin from where the metal gets dissolved), but I get a treat too! This is the one I picked, and I love it. I found a couple pictures so you can see what it looks like with the collar open and shut. Of course, I will not look like either of these women in it, but hopefully it will still look awesome on me.
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| Me in that jean size? HAHAHAHAHA No. |
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| Nor will I be wearing paint-splattered khakis. |
Or he could just let me do it. This is Seattle, after all. Nothing fazes us.



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