TMI - Valentines Style

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Whether you celebrate Valentine’s Day or think it’s a consumer-oriented, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance, just have yourself some fun by answering these TMI Tuesday questions.

1. Cupid is the god of desire, affection, and erotic love. As the myth goes, a person who is shot by Cupid’s arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire. On your behalf, who would you like Cupid to shoot?

There are a couple of bloggers that could use an arrow in their cute little butts, but in real life it would be my boot camp instructor, or the new girl at the front desk, she looks like a lot of fun.  And my wife could use a booster shot.  

2. Earlier in the evening you had dinner at the Fook Yue Chinese Restaurant. You are feeling quite amorous. You open a fortune cookie in the bedroom. Three fortunes appear:

1- “Your patience will be rewarded.”  What would you like that reward to be?

A weekend away, more enthusiastic oral sex, a few weekday mornings when the kids magically vanish and appear at school on time, with homework done, leaving us along in bed.

2- “Try something new.”  What is the something new you want to try?
I bought her a cute little mask, and she already owns a few silk scarves, I want to try some light bondage, just to play, to change things up, but I really think she's got a mental block there....

3- ” ’tis better to give than receive.”  What would you like to give?

Orgasm #2-5.  She stops after one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that there are more just waiting to come out.  She holds back because "enough is enough" and  "too much is, well, too much."

3. If you were to write a special Valentine message (e.g., card, letter, etc.) what is that message?

 On this special day, I look at you across the room and am amazed at the wonderful and mother you are.  You bring so much love and attention to our family that I realize very day, just how lucky I am to have you, and how lucky I am that you never looked at that link in the upper corner, or that I've never been caught, or that you've never really looked at our phone bill.  Happy Valentine's Day.

4. Are you doing something special for Valentine’s day or is it just another day?

Because my daughter's teachers have no consideration for VD when scheduling tests, it will be a special dinner at home (the kids always decorate for us), and then date night this weekend.  And yes, I've already got her gift and 2 cards (one funny, one sexy)

5. You must give chocolate to your secret Valentine for Valentine’s Day. The chocolate is in the shape of your what?  Brain.  We've been watching a lot of zombie movies lately.

Bonus:
You can make your own valentine heart candy. What is your message? (Go to this link. Create your candy. Post the generated Valentine candy on your blog).