TMI - 5 things

This week’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by An Optimistic Virgin. Read her Have and Have Not for inspiration and HAVE FUN creating yours.

List five (5) things you have done that other people probably have not done.

1. Gone Skydiving
2. Fucked my Wife
3. Masturbated to orgasm in a Cathedral
4. Made out with a lesbian while her girlfriend pounded on my car windows
5. Gone to church every Sunday most of my life (I can't remember ever missing 3 services in a row)  Now, granted, millions of people have done this, just not too many of my readers....

List five (5) things you have not done that other people probably have done.

1. Had sex (intercourse) outsite my marriage
2. Had a threesome, foursome, or moresome
3. Gone down on my wife during her period.
4. Been tied up or tied up someone else (boy, do I want to check this one off the list)
5. Seen my ex-girlfriend naked...

Bonus: What is the oddest thing that you’ve ever seen?

Sexually?  I've seen some pictures that I'd like to "un-see."  In person?  I haven't see too much in the way of "odd."  I did walk past a couple of homeless people having sex in a tent once, that was disturbing, but I'm sure they thought they were well hidden, even though they were only a few feet off the path.

Bonus, Bonus: What is the oddest, kinkiest, or craziest thing you have ever done?

LOL.... there are a lot of "experimental" moments when I was young and hormonal and discovering ways to get my rocks off in private.  Most of them are too embarrasing for words, but a few involved moulding clay, my mom's vibrator, a quiet place in the woods behind my house, or a step ladder.  Not all at the same time mind you.

I've mentioned this a couple of times, but in terms of "odd", I was the last make-out session for a friend before her wedding, the last before a friend joined a religious sect that kind of frowned on getting orgasms in the park under the slide from a friend, I've made out in the ocean (being in cold water does not equal being "wet" and salt water stings!!!)

I made a GF cum while she was talking on the phone to her mom, I was busted by a cop jerking off in a car while I waited for a friend's delayed flight to get to the airport, oooh, the list is long and embarrasing, so i'll just leave it there for now.  Sometimes TMI is TMI..