M is a co-worker.
M is an ass.
More accurately, he has his head up his ass, therefore, he is an asshat.
This is a nice word, a lovely word, so descriptive, yet easy to spell and say.
"Michael! You sir, are an asshat."
He has sent me three e-mails in response to one that I sent him. One that I sent asking for documentation he should have sent my auditors 2 months ago, one document that he needed to have last year.
"You sir, are an asshat."
Don't make me read three e-mails excusing your "busy" schedule. We are all busy. You watch over one application, I watch over 18, my boss 38, and my auditors have 12 clients each. We are all fucking busy Michael!
Just get me the freaking screen print and I won't burn down your Mother F***ing house.
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