TMI - What would you do?

1. You encounter a good looking lost and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.
      It happens in LA a lot, "Lost and Frantic" may be "Deranged and Crazy"
B) Find the shortest route on your smartphone and get him/her a cab.
      I'll give directions if I know them, but my phone is too slow when I'm downtown.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
      Busses in LA?  Only if they tried to stab me earlier.
D) Get your car, pick up his/her luggage and speed to the airport.
      No one "speeds" to the airport here, but I have walked a beautiful woman to her hotel just up the street.
      She did not invite me in.

2. You’re taking a vacation alone. Your destination:A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
     Only if I don't want to be alone for long.
B) A group tour — I don’t want to worry about the details.
     This is on my bucket list as long as I have a new camera and a laptop.
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
      Remember, most of the map is water.
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.
      I like showers a lot, this might be a challenge

3. Blackout! You can’t watch TV, so you light some candles and:A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
      I have my emergency radio, but I get almost no reception at the house.
B) Invite the neighbors, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.
      My neighbor is a fireman, I doubt he would approve.
C) Find a friend and play games that don’t require electricity. . . Like chess.
      My kids freak out when the house goes dark, but, after they fall asleep, we've taken advantage....
D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I’ve found you!
      Come on, I'm not that obsessed (I have my phone with me, right?)

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you’ve ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a prenuptial agreement. Which would you do?A) Sign it
B) Just not get married
C) Sign it with an assumed name, then take all their money.....

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?Note: A woman has married the Eiffel Tower and another has married the golden gate bridge. Read about it HERE

I could marry my ex-admin's vibrator so I get visiting privileges.....


Bonus: You’ve just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

Besides sex toys?