Tidbits

For some reason, I feel that the level immediately below Eagle Scout should be referred to as Vulture Scout. I have no ready explanation for this.

Too many blueberries will evidently turn your poop nearly black. It's fascinating. No swirls of dye like with beets, though. I feel moderately cheated.

Also, I think Precarious Widget is a great band name, and if such a thing ever exists, it should release an album with my sprawled cat on the front of it, entitled Limbs Akimbo.

INSTANT GOLD, PEOPLE.