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Patrick: You know, Santa Claus is Coming to Town is a really creepy song. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..."



Me: Santa Claus the stalker. It's a wonder more people haven't taken out restraining orders.



Patrick: And what's up with it being in this happy major key, anyway? It should be in a dark minor key. *sings a bit*



Me: And sung in that exact child molester voice. Yes. Much more realistic.