More bad porn for a Saturday.

OK, I'm not even going to waste your time by imbedding the videos this week... well, OK, I will just because the first 5 min of the video shows off the worst in porn.  Not the worst as in degrading women, cheapening sexual intimacy, or adding to the problem of a severe silicone shortage, no.  I mean worst as in it's boring, and it's boring because they are trying so hard to shoot "PORN."

First, the music is awful.  I know you aren't going to get John Williams to score "Cockfest 42, the year of the midget" but come on people, can we get some music that didn't pop out of a drum machine and some downloaded loops from a freebie website.

Second, the woman is ugly, and not in a good way.  The first four minutes are like the photo-shoot from Porn 101, too much camera movement, low angle shots to accentuate her enormous fake boobs, the pouty smile, the spread legs, even the water bottle pour was horribly executed and even if done well, would have been a bad idea.  And, she can't move, she can't dance, and she can't even walk wall.  Do porn directors just say "Action" and walk off to get their STD medication?    Don't they watch their own content?  I won't even bother mentioning the horrid plastic surgery and the worst lips in the business.  In her defense, she has on really sexy shoes and has refreshing lack of tatoos, one small on on her ankle is all I saw, so that's nice.  Her orgasm at 11:00 might have been real, and they have a nice moment when he throws her back on the couch.

But why all the spitting?  Did Astroglide go off the market?  And one more positive, the requisite anal starts at 15:00 and the last 8 minutes or so are pretty good as she actually seems to be enjoying it, but then then ruin it with another bad money shot what would, in my opinion as a guy, take a distant, distant second place to letting myself explode inside her in time with her last orgasm.  But, I know, they don't call it the "money shot" for nothing.



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This one gets the "Bad Soundtrack of the year" award for putting the wrong soundtrack, or the wrong section of the sound track on the first 90 seconds and non on the last 90 seconds.  Kudos to the quality control guys on this one...



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And one last one. I admit that I don't understand the attraction of foot fetish videos. With a woman as pretty as this, why on earth would you want to look at her feet the whole time. It's like going to a strip club for the food. And is that a shadow under her left breast of the worlds biggest boob-job scar. I hope she got compensated for that in the malpractice suit.


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