Gigantic eyeroll here.

Why is it that bicyclists can get away with any rule breaking they want, but cars have to obey the traffic laws? I have seen so many bikers just blow right through red lights that it's ridiculous. And I am not talking just-turned-red lights. These suckers have been red for a while. They pay absolutely no attention to anything around them, and if you hit them it's almost guaranteed to be your fault.

I think we should be able to run them over. If they insist on riding like that with no regard for any laws or vehicles other than themselves, we ought to be able to cream them with a bumper. Kill a few dozen of them and maybe the rest will figure it out.

This doesn't seem to work with rats or roaches, but perhaps it would with bikers. And if it didn't, we'd still have fewer of them on the road to annoy us afterward.

These assholes also don't seem to understand that the city doesn't build giant paved roads for them. The roads were built for CARS. With four wheels. Made of metal (usually, unless it's a Kia, in which case it's made of spit and used Kleenex). The bikers just act like entitled little bitches and zoom all over the place.

As I told Patrick this morning, it's like they're daring you to hit them. It's not just red lights either. They ride the wrong way down roads, turn without signaling, make turns where they're not supposed to, cut you off, dash out in front of you from some embankment where you can't see them, and the list goes on.

Basically I need a flame thrower on my car, is what I'm saying.