It is dangerous to talk about regrets. Based on the mood at the very moment my fingers hit my keys my answers may be very very different. Some regrets are are too painful to admit, some are impossible to undo, some are just mosquito bites on a summer night.
REGRETS
What was the last thing you regret buying?
- I've bought too many tools I don't have time to use. I have books I haven't read, cooking gadgets that gather dust.
What was the last sex toy you regret buying?
- She will never, ever use them. Who am I kidding?
Briefly describe a time that you had sex, and you should not have. Why did you do it?
- Cynthia caught me by surprise. I thought she could handle it, she couldn't.
If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?
- 26. I was working in a job I loved in a city I adored with a girl friend I should have married.
A good friend's significant other flirts with you; would you tell your good friend?
What is your greatest professional regret?
- I worked at the library instead of the golf course as a caddy. I met no one in the library. I would have met everyone on the links. Who knows where I would have ended up? Not here.
Bonus: What is your biggest regret?
- I can never say it out loud.
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